| What Women Say |
The True Meaning |
| No |
No |
| Yes |
No |
| Maybe |
No |
| You Want |
You Want |
| We Need |
I Want |
| Its your decision |
The correct decision should be
obvious by now |
| Do what you
want |
You'll pay
for it later |
| We need to talk |
I need to complain |
| Sure...go
ahead |
I don't want
you to |
| I'm not upset |
Of course I'm upset you moron |
| You're.....so
manly |
You need to
shave and you sweat a lot |
| I'm not emotional and I'm not
overreacting!! |
I'm on my period |
| Be romantic,
turn the lights off |
I have
flabby thighs |
| This kitchen is so inconvenient |
I want a new house |
| I want new
curtains |
And
carpeting and Furniture and..... |
| I need wedding shoes |
The other 40 pairs are the
wrong shade of white |
| Hang the
picture there |
No, I mean
hang it there |
| I heard a noise |
You go downstairs and get
killed first |
| Do you love me |
I'm going to
ask for something very expensive |
| How much do you love me |
I did something today that
you're really not going to like |
| I'll be ready
in a minute |
Kick of your
shoes and find a good game on TV |
| I'm sorry |
You'll be sorry |
| Are you
listening to me!? |
(Too late,
your dead) |
| You have to learn to communicate |
Just agree with me |
| I'm not
yelling |
Yes I'm
yelling because this is important to me |
| Was that the baby? |
Why don't you get out of bed
and walk him around until he goes back to sleep |
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