Tee Shirt and Vibrator

Three guys were sitting in a bar talking. One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.

After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; "You know, tomorrow is my
anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedes. I figure that
if she doesn't like the diamond ring, she will at least like the Mercedes,
and she will know that I love her."

After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; "Well, on my last
anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I
figured if she didn't like the pearls, she would at least like the trip, and
she would know that I love her."

The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; "Yah, well for my
anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. I figured if she
didn't like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself.