THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed, and convinced of her own beauty

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and a desirable place to visit

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide with borders that are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq - ruled by a dick